About

We make things that don't already exist.

The internet is full of merch. Most of it looks the same — the same fonts, the same slogans, the same designs recycled endlessly across a thousand identical storefronts.

Rubber Chicken Studio exists because we got bored of that.

Everything we make starts with an idea, not a trend. We're not watching what sells and copying it. We're making work that we actually want to exist in the world — considered, a little odd, and designed to outlast the moment it was made in.

That means smaller runs, deliberate choices, and no filler. If it's here, it's here for a reason.

We're new. Here's what that means for you.

You won't find hundreds of reviews here yet. That's because we're at the beginning — which means you have the chance to be one of the first people to own this work.

There's something to be said for wearing something that nobody else in your town, your city, or quite possibly your entire postcode has ever seen. No algorithm recommended it to ten thousand other people. You found it. It's yours.

We back every order with straightforward policies — free exchanges if something doesn't fit, clear returns, and shipping that does what it says. If anything isn't right, we'll sort it. That's not just small print, that's just how we operate.

Tell us what you think.

If you buy something and you like it — or even if you don't — we'd genuinely like to know. Leave a review. Tell us how it wears, how it washes, whether it got a second glance. Early feedback shapes what we make next, and your voice carries more weight here than it ever would on a platform with a million other opinions. And we'll give you a 20% discount code for you, or a friend, to use on your next purchase.